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Son of Sam 11:44 Mon Sep 2
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Immobile , playing yesterday in Italy, sums up 75% of the strikers we have had in the last 20 years

Moncurs Putting Iron 10:57 Mon Sep 2
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Gavin Willyarns (sp)

El Scorchio 9:52 Mon Sep 2
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Alphonso Areola

ironskej 1:44 Fri Aug 30
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Danny Shittu

Razzle 1:12 Fri Aug 30
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Steven Gerrard

Cheezey Bell-End 1:11 Fri Aug 30
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

I still think Argel Fucks is the best. It certainly provided the best headline:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/

Sniper 12:57 Fri Aug 30
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Frank awankah

Aalborg Hammer 12:38 Fri Aug 30
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Paul Cannell who used to play for Newcastle

Woden 11:45 Fri Aug 30
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Yordan Letchkov

normannomates 4:29 Thu Aug 29
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Max Power...
SAFC

Dave Boozle 1:31 Thu Aug 29
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Was watching Udine vs. Milan on Sunday.

They have a striker called Kevin Lasagna.

claret on my shirt 1:26 Thu Aug 29
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

The American NFL Quarterback Chuck Long always cracked me up

chevy chase 7:53 Wed Aug 28
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Denzel Dumfries
Ian Ormandroyed
Norman Conquest

The Mercernary 5:14 Wed Aug 28
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

How about this Bulgarian international five-a-side team?:

Yoncho ARSOV
Plamen GETOV
Stoyan KITOV
Georgi PEEV
Ivelin POPOV

And they're all genuine...

Far Post 4:44 Wed Aug 28
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Sven Bender

tanman 4:33 Wed Aug 28
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Not a footballer but I used to like Innocent Egbunike as a kid.

geoffpikey 8:29 Mon Aug 26
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Oh. Shame.

mashed in maryland 8:24 Mon Aug 26
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Christ Bongo-Zanoni

Unfortunately "Bongo Christ" was a bit of an urban myth :(

geoffpikey 8:16 Mon Aug 26
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Bernt Hass. Swiss.

(Should have banned smoking in the dressing room earlier.)

Bongo Christ. Congo.

(Only became a baller after a long percussion stint with Santana.)

Pub Bigot 8:13 Mon Aug 26
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Fucking autocorrect.

Pub Bigot 8:12 Mon Aug 26
Re: Player’s names that make you laugh.

Lee Song Gook

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